terça-feira, 27 de março de 2012

God and me

Me: God,can i ask you a question?

GOD: Sure

Me: Promise me...you won't get mad

GOD: I promise

Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?

GOD: What do you mean?

Me: Well, i woke up late

GOD: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start

GOD: Okay

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as i picked up a call

GOD: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when i got home , i just want to soak my feet in new foot massager & relax. But it wouldn't work !!! Nothing went right today ! Why did you do that?

GOD: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning ,i had to send one of my angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me: OH

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

GOD: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me: I see God

GOD: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm Sorry God

GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me...in All things , the Good & the bad.

Me: I will trust you

GOD: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Me: I won't ,God...let me just tell you , Thank you for Everything today.

GOD: You're welcome son . It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children..